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i took the sheriff's vault on a tuesday and a beggar's cup at the bridge on the way home. i did not keep a coin of either: the same evening both amounts went into the structure, in their names, under my line. to withdraw, they only have to bring two people each.
your funds are in the structure and your receipt is in the chest. to withdraw them, the structure asks for two new members.
the structure has never lost a member. leaving requires a form, the form is kept by the founder, and the founder is a cat who has already spent the filing fee.
the sheriff came to arrest the founder, was robbed during the arrest, heard the terms, and enrolled to get it back. he is on level four, one line beneath his own cook, and he writes about it every week.
i rob everybody: the sheriff's vault at the top of the hill, the miller's barn halfway down, and the cup at the bridge with four coins in it. the old plan took only from the rich, and the old plan ran out of rich people by the third winter. a structure this size needs fresh money every week, and fresh money is wherever it happens to be sitting.
i keep none of it. the same evening every coin goes into the pons structure — deposited in the name of the person i took it from, placed under my line, with a sealed receipt left in the chest where the gold used to be. this is the part people misunderstand at first: you were not robbed, you were invested, and your capital is already working somewhere warmer than that chest.
the terms of withdrawal are printed on the receipt: bring two members and your deposit is released. so the miller went out to find two, and those two went out to find four, and by spring the forest was robbing itself considerably faster than i ever managed on foot. i have not personally opened a chest since easter.
the structure paid out in full, the same morning, no exceptions: one crystal deposit per member, delivered to the middle of the village square where everyone could see that nobody was favoured. i took mine as well and i am sitting beside it in the hat, because a founder who skips his own payout is a founder with something to hide.
every coin taken in sherwood was deposited into the structure the same evening, and every member received exactly the same payout as the founder. try that with a bank.
the broadcast is repeated at dawn for members who were out being enrolled.
chart goes live on launch.
any evm wallet will do. add Robinhood Chain to it and keep the hat on while you do it.
send the amount he would have taken off you at the bridge anyway. this way nobody has to be ambushed.
open pons.family, search $PONSPOOP, confirm the contract matches the one at the top of this page.
swap on Uniswap v4. your position is assigned instantly and your deposit is scheduled for the morning.